Shroomed The F*ck Out Beaker Bong

The 13" Shroomed TF Out Beaker Bong is a wild-ass fusion of psychedelic chaos and premium glass, featuring a 3D mushroom man who looks like he just crawled out of a happy acid trip.

Built from thicc 7mm borosilicate and dripping with textured sculptural detail, it’s as collectible as it is rippable. Glow-in-the-dark accents, red shroom cap highlights, and a beefy beaker base give it major shelf appeal and pull power. Not for minimalists. Definitely for the stoners who want a custom unique piece.

🔥Shroomed TF Out Beaker Bong

🍄13” tall – stacks enough smoke to bend your brain sideways
🧱7mm glass – heavy enough to knock out a raccoon
💨Ice catcher + 4” downstem – built for buttery draws
🧠Glow-in-the-dark – hits different when the lights go off
🎨Raised red caps & green leaf art – full-on visual trip
👻Goofy 3D mushroom dude – always front and center
🧪Hand-textured finish – every piece feels one-of-one
⚗️Classic beaker base – stability for the chaos on top
🛠️Includes 14mm bowl – ready to rip right out the box

Drop this on the sesh table and tell your friends they’ve officially entered the mycelium dimension.