Johnny Green | Thick Mini Bong With Grid Perc Slide

Short king. Thick glass. Hits like a f*cking freight train. The Johnny Green Thick Mini Bong is proof that size ain’t sh*t when the build is this savage. Standing 10 inches tall with a sexy bent neck and stacked with 9mm thick borosilicate glass, this premium beaker bong is beautiful, smooth, and will destroy you with ease.

The powerful built-in grid percolator slide cools your hit like a frosty uppercut from the Hulk himself while the beaker base gives it that classic shape and stability. Topped in vibrant emerald accents and rocking that signature Johnny Green drip, this thick mini bong is ready to throw hands (and smoke) at a moment’s notice.

🔥Johnny Green Thick Mini Bong Features:

📏10” Height – Mini build, major performance
🧱9mm Thick Glass – Thicker than your ex
💨Grid Perc Slide – Smokes smoother than bedtime lies
🧪Bent Neck – No splashback, no weak angles
💚Green Accents – Johnny Green style stamped in full force
🔌14mm Joint – Works with your fav bowls, bangers & badassery

It’s compact, it’s clean, it’s stupid durable, and it rips like it’s got some sh*t to prove. Whether you're a beginner or a bong veteran looking for something heavy without the bulk — the Johnny Green Thick Mini Bong is your new MVP.

Don’t sleep on the short kings. They’re the ones who hit hardest.